Hey, It Benno doing the entry this time. So i wont let the truth get in the way of a good story.

We completed our trip in swiss with a few nights in Bern, which was expensive but nice. They have a magnificant river that runs thru the centre of town from Apls. Very Clean. While there we grabbed some bikes and did "Le Tour De Bern". Little did i know that kristy was more into freeslty then cruising, she imediatley took of down the road and lodged her front wheel in a tram track, Funny stuff, The bike went completaly vertical, with legs and arm flapping like a bat. A polite man checked that she was ok and handed back her luggage which was propelled several meters while i tryed to stay upright while laughing so hard. The ride was not all a loss for kristy as she got to see 2 blokes skinny dipping in the river, They were very neatly trimmed. Nice work boys.
A quicl 5hour train ride later we ended up in Heildelberg, Germany. Oldschool Germany but was cute.

From there we sailed to Paris which was on a smick train that travelled well over 300kph, It got us their in no time all. 3.5hrs actually.

Paris is Huge, much bigger then any other city we have negotiated to date. The metro and the dunlops got a work out. The Eifle tower is cool, much nicer then i expected. The temperature in Paris was cool so the the time spent at the lookout at the peak was limited. We had a massive blow up with this arrogant French dick, who stuffed up burning our photos to a cd and then overcharged me for a phone call i had made to dad. It took 3 translater 4 hours and 5 Beers to get it sorted out. What a wank.

We took some time out to explore the red light district of paris, where the moulin Rouge is located. I nearly died when a went for a 3 meter slide on a filthy stink patty left by a dog on the foot path, No joke i went flying. Then Kristy nearly coughed up a lung laughing me. Crazy Times. In true Benson Class i initiated Kristy to her first strip club. What a romantic man i am. Those bitches where ugly. Onemay have been a man, But kristy re assures me that there was suffucient proof of female anatomy.

We saw thw Mona Lisa which is located in the Louvre. The was a much better attraction there though, A lady with a moustache!!!! She was awesome, it was groomed as well, neatly trimmed very french.

Off to Brussels Belgium. We were imdiately given some inncorrect informatiom byt the local train info guy, wo sent us and our luggage to the other side of belgium. Lucky i was well aware that the sun was on the wrong side of the train for us to be heading north. After Kriasty made a few enquires we were on our way again.

The Chocolate here is awesome, i have yet to sample the Beer and waffles but i am sure that they will be just as good.